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On Bribery

True confession: I once offered Rainbow Girl a dollar to stop talking for fifteen minutes. In my defense, we were in the Orlando Airport at the end of a disastrous vacation. At least one of my children had vomited every day for a week and a half. We were traveling home on my last and [...]

Spring cleaning? 5 tips for managing toys

Toys are not fun when they’re all over the house. If you’re stepping on green army men, threatening to sell wayward dolls on eBay and are using items like daddy’s lighter as a body doubles for game pieces, the toys have taken over.

Your children’s toys aren’t evil, they’re just a little misguided.

Here are five ways to manage toys in your home so that they feed your children’s imaginations and not your trash cans.

How I write about my children

Meeting someone new is a fragmentary blessing. Within that sliver of time, you can reinvent yourself, a blank page, history unwritten. Your secrets are safe, unremarked. No one needs to know about crazy Aunt Molly, or the senior prom disaster. There’s no need to confess that you still eat peanut butter straight from the jar. [...]

On Bullying a Bully

They say there’s no such thing as a bad child, only bad behavior. Recently I’ve had the misfortune of experiencing up close and extremely personally this so-called bad behavior. When I enrolled my two-year-old son in a program named (wishfully, ironically) Terrific Twos, I was excited. The aim of the class is just to give [...]